The Apple Didn't Fall Far...

You've heard numerous, profound ponderables before; there are many of them out there.

"Do they lock gas station bathrooms for fear that someone will clean them?"

"Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?"

"Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?"

"What was the best thing before sliced bread?" 

This afternoon, as my brilliant fifteen year old son was trying to far asleep, he made up a new one:

"It's interesting how people can be simultaneously sitting up and sitting down."

Nope, he doesn't have a brain just like his father...not at all.